VOTING REASONS

Jerry can we put this on our website?  Ken

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SOMEBODY'S TOP 10 REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRAT

             

        #10.  I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now

marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd.

        #9.  I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of

4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same

gallon at 15% isn't.

        #8.  I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a

better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

        #7.  I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as

nobody is offended by it.

        #6.  I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a

gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from

murderers and thieves.  I am also thankful that we have a 911 service

that gets police to your home in order to identify your body after a home

invasion.

        #5.  I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of

babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and

comfy.

        #4.  I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right

to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we

should take away Social Security from those who paid into it.

        #3. I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not

be allowed to make profits for themselves.  They need to break even and

give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrat

Party sees fit.

        #2.  I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to

rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would

never get their agendas past the voters.

        ... And, the #1 reason I vote Democrat is because I think it's

better to pay $billions$ for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our

own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, or fish here

in America .  We don't care about the beetles, gophers, or fish in those

other countries.

        "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has

its limits"... Albert Einstein

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 I know you all will appreciate this definition.  The best

description of Obamacare so far:

        Remember when Nancy Pelosi said:

        "We have to pass it, to find out what's in it."      

 A physician called into a radio show and said: "That's the

definition of a stool sample."